Hello world! New Murphy’s laws and the mothers in law

This is my first posting and I am going to entertain you from the very beginning with something good. Have fun!

1. When your wife is angry she looks like a younger version of her mother.
2. In your mother in law’s house the chance of the buttered side of the bread falling face down is 100%.
3. The key to happiness is to be O.K. with not being O.K. with your mother in law.
4. The two most abundant things in the entire universe are hydrogen and the lectures from your mother in law.
5. Whenever you quarrel with you wife her mother is at the door.
6. You can never prepare a good food when your mother in law is around.
7. If your mother in law prepares something that it looks good, it tastes good and it feels good, maybe it is poisoned.
8. Mother in laws never gets better.
9. Minor problem with your mother in law? It isn’t.
10. If your mother in law gives you something she will remind you her generosity every day for ten years.
11. Whenever you play with a ball you hit your mother in law’s car.
12. Anything good in life happens when you cannot enjoy it because of your mother in law.
13. Your mother in law is immune to all your curses.
14. You have no immunity against her curses.
15. Your mother is always smarter than her mother.
16. Whenever you do something stupid your mother in law is around.
17. A quarrel with your mother in law takes longer than you think.
18. If you do something good your mother in law looks somewhere else.
19. You can never see your mother in law when she shaves.
20. The more interesting a movie the louder your mother in law talks.

PS Do not try to analyze me. I am in a good relationship with my mother in law – God bless (I cannot curse her – I told you that she is immune).