In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
On a Sears hairdryer –
Do not use while sleeping.
(That’s the only time I have to work on my hair.)
On a bag of Fritos —
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap –
“Directions: Use like regular soap.”
(and that would be???….)
On some Swanson frozen dinners —
“Serving suggestion: Defrost.”
(but, it’s just a suggestion.)
On Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert
(printed on bottom) —
“Do not turn upside down.”
(well…duh, a bit late, huh!)
On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding —
“Product will be hot after heating.”
(and you thought?)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron —
“Do not iron clothes on body.”
(but wouldn’t this save me time?)
On Boot’s Children Cough Medicine —
“Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this
medication.”
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction
accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with
head-colds off those bulldozers.)
On Nytol
Sleep Aid –
“Warning: May cause drowsiness.”
(I’m taking this because?) ?
On most brands of Christmas lights
– “For indoor or outdoor use only.”
(as opposed to what?)
On a Japanese food processor —
“Not to be used for the other use.”
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I’m a bit curious.)
On a Swedish chainsaw
– “Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.”
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
Now that you’ve smiled at least once, it’s your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even chuckle)…
