Americans are anxious with the direction in which their country is heading. The following Murphy laws will explain you scientifically Bush’s sinking popularity.
1. When George Bush was elected his IQ was inversely proportional to his popularity. However, today his intelligence is directly proportional to his popularity.
2. The IQ of the citizens who elected Bush was directly proportional to his intelligence.
3. The more Bush smiles the stupider is the decision he is going to make.
4. A soft induction period in the USA army is directly proportional to how influent is your father.
5. The less brainy somebody is the more likely he will join to the Skull and Bones secret society.
6. The more you drive under the influence of alcohol the smaller is your brain.
7. Nothing it is as stupid as it looks – it is much stupider.
8. The more alcohol you drink the more likely you will run the marathon in 3:44:52. (In 1993 George Bush completed the Houston Marathon.)
9. The more dubious you are the more likely your nickname will be “Dubya”.
10. The stupider a president the more troops he will send to Iraq.
11. The slower the mind the slower is respond to a natural disaster.
12. If you have the value system of a president like Bush the more likely you will permit a prison like Guantamo Bay to exist.
13. The more Bush the more Putin grins.
14. If you are only a Bush you will never be a reliable tree.
15. If you are George Walker Bush you like Johnny Walker
16. Even If you are George and you live in Washington you will never be George Washington
17. The more contemplate Iraq the more it reminds me of Vietnam.
18. The law of evolution: Eventually Bush will disappear, exactly like the dinosaurs, replace by more competitive beings.
